The Ubik Corporation is dedicated to giving the consumer products they can feel good about purchasing. Spending your hard-earned money on Ubik products helps a good cause - you! Reveal your inner-self, discover god and find your place in the universe through our revolutionary solutions-based marketing concept - Philosophical Consumerism.
Unlike any company existing today, Ubik delivers piece of mind in a world where reality is becoming more and more uncertain. More than just convenience, Ubik products reach into the soul of their customers. By enjoying the freedom of the consumer culture, users find peace and stability even as time moves in reverse and reality deteriorates before their eyes.
Our founder, Glen Runciter describes the corporation's modest philosophy in these words:
Enjoy these high-quality products from the Ubik Corporation. Always safe when used as directed. Please send your comments and questions in an e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org.